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The Huckleberry Hoax

Huckleberries Don't Exist (And I Can Prove It)

March 27, 2026
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The Aluminum Agenda

Big Foil, Brain Waves, and Why Your Thoughts Aren’t Yours

February 24, 2026
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9 Volts of Lies

The Smoke Detector Battery Scam

January 23, 2026
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Santa Claus: Immortal Gnome Warlord

A Christmas conspiracy BIG TOY doesn’t want you to read

December 12, 2025
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Corporate Cryptid: How Bigfoot Quietly Climbed the Corporate Ladder

From forest legend to regional operations manager: the shocking truth behind America’s hairiest workforce

November 9, 2025
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The Empire State Building Grew Again

The building reportedly grew 34 feet this past week, breaking a 562 week streak of no growth.

November 3, 2025
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SPOOKY SOLID PRINCIPLES

Programming wisdom from the depths of the unknown...

October 31, 2025
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The Moon is Actually Rental Property

NASA’s biggest secret? The Moon’s owned by billionaires leasing it out to aliens...

September 12, 2025
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